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    Even Vampires Don’t Want That ‘Blood’

    | Hayward, CA, USA |

    (This at the DVD release of the Twilight Movie, two men approach the desk. They are Caucasian.)

    Customer #1: “Hey lend me some money, I wanna buy this movie!”

    Customer #2: “Naw, get your own cash!”

    Customer #1: “C’mon, this movie got leprechauns!”

    Customer #2: “Dang, I ain’t gonna give you no cash!”

    Customer #1: “Man you spoozy!”

    (Customer #1 walks off, returns with Twilight.)

    Customer #1: “C’mon! It’s on sale! Jus’ lend me 20!”

    Customer #2: “Alright fine, take it.”

    Customer #1: *looking at me* “Eh man, know what this movie’s about?”

    Me: “Well–”

    Customer #2: *pointing at the characters on the cover* “This one’s a vampire, and this b**** don’t know ’bout it!”