Even Hills Have Bills
(I work as floor staff for a major theater company. This happened about two and a half years ago, just prior to a haircut. Two teenage girls walk up to the box office.)
Me: “How’s it goin’?”
Customer #1: “Two for… oh, what’s that called?”
Customer #2: *looks at me* “He should know. He was in it!”
Me: *baffled* “Um, I’m sorry?”
Customer #2: “You’re that guy, right? That Superbad guy, right?”
Me: “…Jonah Hill?”
Customer #2: “Yeah, that’s right!”
Customer #1: “Hey, yeah!”
Me: “I guarantee you I’m not Jonah Hill.”
Customer #2: “Are you sure?”
Me: “If I was Jonah Hill, why would I be working for minimum wage at a movie theater?”
Customer #2: “Maybe you need a second job?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
