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Even Hills Have Bills

| Alderwood, WA, USA | Movies & TV

(I work as floor staff for a major theater company. This happened about two and a half years ago, just prior to a haircut. Two teenage girls walk up to the box office.)

Me: “How’s it goin’?”

Customer #1: “Two for… oh, what’s that called?”

Customer #2: *looks at me* “He should know. He was in it!”

Me: *baffled* “Um, I’m sorry?”

Customer #2: “You’re that guy, right? That Superbad guy, right?”

Me: “…Jonah Hill?”

Customer #2: “Yeah, that’s right!”

Customer #1: “Hey, yeah!”

Me: “I guarantee you I’m not Jonah Hill.”

Customer #2: “Are you sure?”

Me: “If I was Jonah Hill, why would I be working for minimum wage at a movie theater?”

Customer #2: “Maybe you need a second job?”