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    Even Customers Have A Stupid Quota

    | Texas, USA |

    Customer: “What time is tax assistance here?”

    Me: “They are here on Tuesdays and Thursdays, from 12 to 2 o’clock.”

    Customer: “Okay, so they’re here Tuesday through Thursday, from 12 to 2 o’clock?”

    Me: “No sir, only on Tuesday and Thursday.”

    Customer: “Okay, Tuesday and Thursday, all day long?”

    Me: “No sir, only from noon until 2.”

    Customer: “So, you’re telling me that they are here from noon to 2?”

    Me: ¬†”Yes.”

    Customer: “And that’s on Mondays and Tuesdays?”

    Me: “No, sir… ”

    (Before I can say anything further, the person behind him explodes…)

    Another customer: “It’s here on Tuesday and Thursday from 12 to 2! I don’t even know what the @#$% you are asking about, but I’ve figured out what time it happens! What the @#$% is wrong with you?!”

    Customer: *slinks away*

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