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    | Newport, RI, USA |

    Customer: “Do you serve crab cakes?”

    Boss: “This is a hot dog stand.”

    Customer: “So do you sell crab cakes?”

    Boss: “We sell hot dogs, chips, and soda.”

    Customer: “So do you have crab cakes?”

    Boss: “No, we sell hot dogs, chips, and soda. Not crab cakes. Try a different stand.”

    Customer: “How can you not have crab cakes! This is Tall Ships! Everyone has crab cakes!”

    Boss: “Well, not us. Now there is an awful long line behind you so can you please move along?”

    Me: “Can I help the next person?”

    Customer: “HEY I AM THE CURRENT CUSTOMER! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY YOU DON’T HAVE CRAB CAKES!”

    Me: “Look around you, sir. There are 7 people behind you, behind me there are people making hot dogs, sausage, and peppers. Behind you there is a crab cake stand. If you aren’t going to buy something other than hot dogs, please take your business somewhere else.”

    Customer: “I’M GOING SOMEWHERE ELSE! YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO MANNERS!” *storms off*

    Boss: “I don’t know what the hell was wrong with him, but if he talks to you like that again, I’m going to kick his a**.”

    Me: *happy I have an awesome boss* “Thanks.”

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