(An older lady is asking me for help with her shopping list.)

Customer: “Sir, do you…well, I don’t really know if I can say this out loud, but do you have this video game?”

(The customer points at her list to the game title, “Ethnic Mickey”, which doesn’t exist. We sell “Epic Mickey”.)

Me: “Um, ma’am…we have Epic Mickey, if that helps.”

Customer: “Oh, my goodness. Here I was, worried about the title and if it was appropriate. We spoke over the phone, so I guess I misheard.”