Thou Shalt Not Be Cheeky

(My boyfriend and I are laying in bed, on our way to sleep. He suddenly reaches over and makes the sign of the cross on my butt. I’m half asleep.)

Me: “What just happened? What did you do?”

Boyfriend: *makes the sign of the cross again*

Me: “Did you just make the sign of the cross on my butt?”

Boyfriend: “Now it truly is holy s***.”

(I crack up laughing.)

Boyfriend: “Wait, no… I forgot to christen it with holy water.”