Enigmatic Espresso
Coffee Shop | Oxford, AL, USA
Me: “Welcome to ****, what can I get started for you today?”
Customer: *in drive-thru* “I don’t know.”
Me: “Er…would you like any suggestions?”
Customer: “Well, I don’t know what it is I always get. My daughter usually gets it for me.”
Me: “OK, no big deal. Was it hot or cold?”
Customer: “Both.”
Me: “…was it ‘coffee’ or ‘not coffee’?
Customer: “Hmm…I believe it was both.”
Me: “I’m gonna go grab my manager…just a moment!”
Manager: “Hi there, could you please describe for me what you usually get?”
Customer: “I don’t know! My daughter gets it for me every day!”
Manager: “Let’s break it down further…was it a solid or a liquid?”
Customer: “Both…”






