Elixirs Of Everlasting Life Are On Aisle 5
Retail | Evansville, IN, USA
(While ringing up a customer, the computer flags cold medicine and asks for age verification.)
Me: “Sir, I need to verify your date of birth.”
Customer: “Why?”
Me: “You’re trying to buy medicine and I just need your date of birth to confirm you are over the age of 18.”
Customer: “Oh. April 20th, 1420.”
Me: “Sir, I really need your actual birth date to continue.”
Customer: “4-20-1420. Put it in.”
(I enter the date. The system accepts. I look in disbelief.)
Customer: “Told you.”






