Ejected From The Library
(I’m an assistant librarian. We have a section of computers for our patrons to use, located directly next to the children’s section. One day while I’m re-shelving kid’s books, I hear what sounds like people having sex. I turn to look and see an old man sitting at one of the computers watching VERY explicit p*rn.)
Me: “Sir! Excuse me, sir. I’m going to have to ask you to turn that off.”
Old Man: “No! This is a free country!”
Me: “I’m sorry, but not only is that inappropriate content, we’re right next to the children’s section. You don’t want any of them to see that sort of thing. Do you?”
Old Man: “It’s perfectly natural! They should see it! I knew all about this sort of thing when I was their age!”
Me: “…sorry, what!?”
Old Man: “My mother was a w****! I lost my virginity when I was ten! There’s nothing wrong with kids knowing about sex!”
Me: “There are so many things wrong with that statement that I can’t even list them.”
(I ended up having to call the police to remove him because he was making a scene. He was banned from the library, but he still tries to sneak in every few months to watch p*rn on our computers.)
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