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  • September Theme Of The Month: Overheard!

    Either Way, Their Works Are Ear-Splitting

    | OH, USA | Musical Mayhem

    (I am working the till when a teenage male customer comes up to me.)

    Customer: “Excuse me, do you have any albums by Vincent Van Gogh?”

    Me: “I’m sorry?”

    Customer: “Vincent Van Gogh.”

    Me: “Umm, you do know this is a music store, right?”

    Customer: “Yeah. Do you have anything by Vincent Van Gogh or not?”

    Me: “No. Vincent Van Gogh was a painter, not a musician.”

    Customer: “What?! But didn’t he do that song, Starry Night?”

    Me: “Sir, Starry Night is the name of one of Van Gogh’s paintings.”

    Customer: “Are you sure?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Customer: “Ah, geez. I asked my girlfriend who her favorite artist was. She must’ve misunderstood the question. Hang on, let me go talk to her.”

    (He leaves. A few minutes later, he comes back.)

    Customer: “Sorry about that. Do you have anything by Michael Bolton?”

    Me: “Yes we do. Would you like me to show you?”

    Customer:“Yes! Thank God, I thought he’d be another painter!”