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    Either Way, Someone’s Wearing Diapers

    | Savannah, GA, USA | Top

    (I’m selling movie theater tickets to a couple that’s obviously in their 30s or 40s.)

    Me: “So for two adults, the total is $19.”

    Male customer: “Can’t we get a discount? She’s a senior! How old do you have to be to be a senior?”

    Me: “She has to be 60 to be a senior.”

    Male customer: “She’s 59 and a half! Can we get a discount?”

    (It’s a slow day, so I oblige.)

    Me: “Well… alright, how about $16.50?”

    Male customer: “Awesome, you’re the best! So you gave her the senior ticket, right?”

    Me: “No, sir, I gave you a child.”

    Female customer: *laughs* “Thank you, you’ve definitely got him figured out!”