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    Either Way, He’s Talking About Nuts

    | Toronto, ON, Canada | Uncategorized

    Customer: *with a thick accent* “Excuse me, sir?”

    Me: “Yes?”

    Customer: “Which aisle is the penis butter in?”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “The penis butter.”

    Me: *blank stare*

    Customer: “Penis butter! You know, penis butter! Penis butter, penis butter!”

    Me: “Oh, peanut butter!”

    Customer: “Yes, pea-nut butter.”

    Me: “Sorry about that. It’s in aisle 5.”

    Customer: “Okay. Thank you, sir!”