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Efficiency Deficiency

| USA | Bad Behavior, Hotels & Lodging

(I’ve always prided myself in my fast service. Also, it should be noted that I always treat each guest the same, since they are all equally important in my eyes. One day, I’m checking in a lady at top speed.)

Me: “Here is your key, and have a nice day!”

Lady: *puckers face* “How rude!”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Lady: “It’s like… you just want me out of your way! Well, excuuuuse me to be a bother! Hmph!”

(She storms off. I figure she took offense at my speed and decide to be slower at the next customer.)

Me: “Hi. How are you?”

Next Guest: *impatiently* “Enough with the small talk and give me my room!”

Me: *sighs*