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Effective Excuses, Vol. 1
Bar | Edinburgh, Scotland, UK
(A female comes into the bar and asks to use the toilets.)
Me: “Sorry, toilets are for customer use only.”
Her: “I just started my period. If you don’t let me use the toilet, I’m going to bleed all over your floor.”
Me: “First door on the left.”
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