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    | Edinburgh, Scotland, UK | Top

    (A female comes into the bar and asks to use the toilets.)

    Me: “Sorry, toilets are for customer use only.”

    Her: “I just started my period. If you don’t let me use the toilet, I’m going to bleed all over your floor.”

    Me: “First door on the left.”