July Theme Of The Month: Great Timing!

Effective Excuses, Vol. 1

| Edinburgh, Scotland, UK | Top

(A female comes into the bar and asks to use the toilets.)

Me: “Sorry, toilets are for customer use only.”

Her: “I just started my period. If you don’t let me use the toilet, I’m going to bleed all over your floor.”

Me: “First door on the left.”