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    Me: “Would you like paper or plastic?”

    Customer: “Oh, I’d like one of those nice canvas bags, please.”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “You know, one of those reusable canvas bags. Like the ones that she’s got!” *points to the next customer in line*

    Me: “Uh, well, we don’t have those here, unfortunately. All we’ve got is paper or plastic. If you want a canvas bag, you’d have to buy one and bring it yourself.”

    Customer: “What a load of crap! Why should I want to save the environment if I have to pay to do it?!”