(A elderly woman approaches the counter and I greet her.)

Me: “Hello, ma’am. Would you like to try a sample of our new fragrance?”

Customer: “Actually, I was looking to buy some Juicy Cooter.”

Me: “I’m sorry, what?”

Customer: “It’s my granddaughter’s birthday. It’s coming up and she said she wanted that new Juicy Cooter perfume.”

Me: *trying not to laugh* “Oh you mean Juicy Couture? Yes, we carry that.”

Customer: “No, not the French one! Just show me your Juicy Cooter!”