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    Eau De Hoo Ha

    | Clarksville, IN, USA | Rude & Risque

    (A elderly woman approaches the counter and I greet her.)

    Me: “Hello, ma’am. Would you like to try a sample of our new fragrance?”

    Customer: “Actually, I was looking to buy some Juicy Cooter.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, what?”

    Customer: “It’s my granddaughter’s birthday. It’s coming up and she said she wanted that new Juicy Cooter perfume.”

    Me: *trying not to laugh* “Oh you mean Juicy Couture? Yes, we carry that.”

    Customer: “No, not the French one! Just show me your Juicy Cooter!”