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    Eating Disorderly

    | Wiltshire, UK | Bizarre, Movies & TV

    (A customer has just purchased some tickets and they’ve just been given their tickets.)

    Customer: “Oh, before I go…if I eat my ticket, can you replace it?”

    Me: “Uh, eat…your ticket?”

    Customer: “Yes, I eat things, I can’t help myself.”

    Me: “If you eat your ticket, then keep your receipt and we’ll be happy to replace your ticket.”

    Customer: “Oh, okay thanks!”

    (The customer walks away and then pauses and comes back to the ticket desk.)

    Customer: “What if I eat my receipt and my ticket?”

    Me: “Please don’t.”

    Customer: “Oh, okay. Thanks!”