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    Easy Sleazy Customers

    | Arizona, USA | Rude & Risque

    (I’m a waitress at a sushi place.)

    Me: “Well, thank you for coming in gentlemen. Have a great day!”

    Customer #1: “You were really great to us, so thank you.”

    Me: “Yeah, of course, anytime! You guys were easy to take care of!”

    Customer #2: “We were easy?”

    Me: “I didn’t mean it like that!”

    Customer #2: “It’s okay, I’d be easy for you! Have a great day.”