Easy Come, Easy Go
A customer walks in.
Me: “Hi, how are you tonight?”
Customer: “Have you prayed today?”
Me: “I’m sorry, what did you say?”
Customer: “You better pray or you’ll go to Hell.”
Me: “Wow, okay.”
Customer: “Beelzebub has a devil put aside for you.”
Me: “FOR ME! FOR ME! FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” *awesome air guitaring, a la Queen*
(The customer walked out. This was one of those crazy regulars who come in for whatever and are always talking about Jesus. If anybody else had been in the store, I wouldn’t have done the Queen thing, but it was too much to pass up.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
