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    Each Birthday Brings Darker Days

    | Ottawa, ON, Canada |

    Customer: “Do you guys still do that free tan on your birthday thing?”

    Me: “Yes, we do!”

    Customer: “Well, no one called me!”

    Me: “Oh, we don’t actually call the clients.”

    Customer: “How am I supposed to know when to come then?”

    Me: “You just come in on your birthday.”

    Customer: “Well, when is that?”