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    | Dallas, Texas, USA |

    (I”m working at a call center that sells products out of a very large catalog that doesn’t change often. We have just moved from Volume III to Volume IV.)

    Me: “Ma’am, if you could turn to page 36, in volume four, I would be more than happy to assist you with that product.”

    Customer: “I don’t have a volume four. I only have a volume I V.”

    Me: “Ma’am…that is volume four. It’s printed in Roman numerals.”

    Customer: “Does that mean I have to learn Latin to read this stupid catalog?!”