Dysfunctional Doppelgangers
(An old, drunken man stumbles into our fast-food restaurant.)
Me: “Hello, how are you tonight, sir?”
(He stumbles to the front counter, leans over, and stares intently at my name badge.)
Me: “Umm, can I help you?”
Drunken Customer: *reads my badge* “Tahiiinaaa..”
Me: “…yes?”
Drunken Customer: “That’s a really pretty name. I want your name. Sell me your name!”
Me: “Sorry, I can’t sell you my name… do you want some chicken?”
Drunken Customer: “I. WANT. YOUR. NAME!”
(Suddenly, the drunken guy lunges over the counter and rips my badge off of my shirt, and runs out of the store laughing.)
Me: *To my manager.* “I think I need a new shirt…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?