DWC: Driving While Caffeinated

| Aberdeen, UK | Food & Drink

(I work in a restaurant. This conversation takes place when I am clearing plates away from a couple’s table.)

Me: “Would you like any tea or coffee?”

Customer: “Yes, please, I’ll have a latte.”

Me: “No problem.” *turning to customer’s husband* “Would you like any tea or coffee?”

Husband: “No coffee for me, thanks. I’m driving.”

Me: *blank look*