Dumb By Any Metric
Customer: “What’s the difference between these two water heater gas lines?”
Me: “One is two feet long, and one is four feet long.”
Customer: “But what is the difference? They’re priced differently.”
Me: “Um, one is 24 inches long, and one is 48 inches long.”
Customer: “I don’t understand! Why should I buy one over the other?”
Me: “Because one is only this long.” *holds arms two feet apart* “And one is this long.” *hold arms four feet apart*
Customer: “You don’t have to be so rude!” *storms away*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
