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    | Chicago, IL, USA | Uncategorized

    (I am ringing out a man and his son. He looks around 5 years old. He keeps pulling things off the candy racks and asking for them.)

    Customer: “Stop, or I’m going to have to leave you here.”

    (The customer turns to me.)

    Customer: “What would happen if I really left him here? Would you have to call the police?”

    Me: “I think we have to.”

    Son: “Can I get this?”

    Customer: “No. Would you know how to get home from here?”

    Son: “Yep!”

    Customer: “D***!”

    (He laughs, pays, and leaves. I make sure he has his son with him.)