(While interviewing a man I had just stopped for drunk driving one night…)

Me: “How much did you have to drink?”

Him: “A bottle of wine and a scotch in four hours. I thought I was okay to drive.”

Me: “Are you taking any medication?”

Him: “Well, I just started taking those fish oil capsules.”

Me: “The Omega 3 ones?”

Him: “Yes, those ones.”

Me: “Those are supposed to make you smarter.”

Him: “Yes, they are.”

Me: “Well, I’m sure you can get your money back for them, then.”