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    Driving Home The Law

    | Flint, MI, USA |

    (A customer drives in to our car dealership.)

    Customer: “I am an important lawyer, and I have a big case this morning! When I arrived at court, I couldn’t get my very important paperwork out of the trunk! My remote isn’t working! I demand that you fix it!”

    Me: “That is very strange. So the key isn’t working either?”

    (The customer turns three different shades of red, gets back into her car, and drives away.)