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    Drives You Round The U-Bend

    | Big Rapids, MI, USA

    Customer: “The fish tank I have is really dirty and starting to smell, so I want to clean it but someone told me that I can’t use tap water in a fish tank.”

    Me: “Yeah, you either have to get spring water or buy a bottle of water conditioner, and just add that to the tap water.”

    Customer: “Oh. What if I use toilet water instead of tap water?”

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