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    Driven By Fear, Threats & Minimum Wage

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    Me: “Thank you for calling customer support.”

    Customer: “Hi. I need some help figuring out this thing. I’m not very familiar with electronics.” *pause* “YOU’RE A FRAUD AND I’M GOING TO THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU RIGHT NOW!”

    Me: “Excuse me, sir, I don’t believe that’s necessary. How can I help you?”

    Customer: “Oh, my friend said you’d only be useful if I scared you. How do I charge my unit?”