Drive-Thru Virgin
(A customer pulls up to the drive thru and the headpiece beeps in my ear to alert me.)
Me: ¬†”Welcome to ***** Coffee. ¬†What can I get for you?”
Customer: *no response*
Me: ¬†”Hello? What can I get for you?”
Customer: *no response*
(The customer drives up to the drive thru window.)
Customer: “There must be something wrong with your drive-thru.¬†I kept talking but you didn’t hear me.”
Me: “I was trying to talk to you. I know it works because I have been using it all day.”
Customer: “Well, it’s broken now.”
Me: “Did you roll down your window?”
Customer: “Oh, I have to do that?”


