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Dripping With Contradictions

| Brisbane, Australia | Bizarre, Food & Drink

Me: “Hi, how are you today?”

Customer: “Can I ask you a question?”

Me: “Sure. How can I help you?”

Customer: “Is there any coffee in a latte?”

Me: “Yeah, there is. We put two shots of coffee in a tall latte.”

Customer: “Oh, okay. How about the cappuccino? Does that have coffee?”

Me: “Yes, sir, there are two shots in the cappuccino as well.”

Customer: “So, are you SURE there is coffee in a cappuccino? Because I really need coffee!”

Me: “I can assure you there is coffee in it. I can even give you extra shots of coffee.”

Customer: “So, there is coffee in it?”

Me: “Yes, there is coffee in a cappuccino.”

Customer: “Well, I don’t want coffee! What kind of place is this?!”

Me: “A…coffee shop?”

Customer: *leaves in a huff*

Me: *completely confused*