I Wouldn’t Even Dream Of Cheating

(I often talk in my sleep, especially when I am having nightmares. My husband is used to waking me up, calming me down, and cuddling me until I go back to sleep again. On this occasion, I have apparently been moaning and crying. My hubby wakes me up carefully so I don’t freak out. I immediately kick him in the shin.)

Husband: “F***! Baby, why did you do that?”

Me: “That will teach you to dream cheat on me!”