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    | Cardiff, Wales, UK |

    Me: “So you want me to hook up this computer to the internet?”

    Customer: “Yes.”

    Me: “Okay! First thing’s first: where’s the modem or router so I can connect the computer to the net?”

    Customer: “I don’t have one.”

    Me: “You don’t have one?”

    Customer: “I thought you could download a modem off the internet for me.”