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    Don’t Take Customers At Face Value

    | Ottawa, ON, Canada | At The Checkout, Bizarre, Uncategorized

    Me: “Hi, how are you?”

    Customer: “You look like a serial killer!”

    Me: “Um… I’m sorry?”

    Customer: “Yeah, you look exactly like you’ve killed a someone, then locked them in your basement. But maybe that’s just the kind of person you look like. I don’t know, I’m not here to judge.”