Don’t Prune The Tree Of Knowledge

| Kaysville, UT, USA | Crazy Requests

(I work at a university extension where we offer broadcast courses. A gruff guy walks up to the front desk. His speech is a little hard to understand.)

Man: “So, can you guys teach me how to prune?”

Coworker: “Print?”

Man: “No, prune.”

Me: “Uh, sorry, this is a university.”

Man: “How can I get you guys to come prune my trees for free?”

Me: *speechless*