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    Don’t Knock Exit Doors

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    (A passenger is sitting in the emergency exit row. We’re required by law to brief them on the operation of the window exit. One of the instructions is to ‘throw the exit door out’.)

    Me: “Do you have any questions for me on the operation of this door?”

    Passenger: “Yes, there’s something I’ve always wondered. When you throw the door out, where does it go?”

    Me: “It just goes outside. It doesn’t matter where it ends up. Just throw it out and get out.”

    Passenger: “Well, what if it hits somebody?”

    Me: “You’d be the first one out, so it’s not going to hit anybody.”

    Passenger: “What if there’s some guy hiking?”

    Me: “Sir, if there’s some guy hiking where we’ve just crash landed a plane, I’m sure he’s got bigger problems than a door hitting him.”