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    Don’t Kid Around About Sex And Violence

    | Huntsville, AL, USA |

    Me: “Can I help you find something?”

    Customer: “I was in the airport and saw this book it was blue and said something about a ranger. It looked really good, so I was trying to find it here.”

    Me: “Sounds like The Rangers Apprentice series. It’s a kids’ book.”

    Customer: “No, it couldn’t be a kids’ book. It looked really interesting.”

    (Several minutes ensue of trying to find anything else that it could be. I ask him to wait a moment while I check the kids’ section and get the newest Rangers apprentice book and return.)

    Me: “Is this it?”

    Customer: “Yes!”

    Me: “That’s the book I was telling you about. It’s technically a kids’ series, but it’s still a good book–just without the sex and violence.”

    Customer: “None at all? But that’s why I read them!”