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    Don’t Call Us, We Won’t Call You

    | New York, USA |

    Me: “Ticketing services, how may I help you?”

    Customer: “I have an issue. It keeps telling me that for delivery, for the tickets ‘will call’.”

    Me: “Yes, that is an option for the tickets.”

    Customer: “Yes, but will you call me, do I call you? How long do I have to wait?”

    Me: “Oh! No, no…’will call’ means we hold the ticket at the box office and you pick it up at the show.”

    Customer: “Why didn’t you just say that?!”