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    Don’t Be A Data Hater

    | Gera, Germany |

    Customer: “May I ask you something?”

    Me: “Of course. How can I help you?”

    Customer: “I’ve got some dirty DVDs. How could I clean them?”

    Me: “You should use a very soft towel with warm water. Don’t use too much. After cleaning, you polish the disks. That should work.”

    Customer: “Are you serious? I could smear everything!”

    Me: “No, the dirt will go away.”

    Customer: “Not the dirt. The data!”