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    Don’t Ask Her What Size She’d Like

    | California, USA | At The Checkout, Top

    (I am ringing up a customer. She has bought one large jug of ice-cream, a bag of chips, and dip.)

    Me: “Did you find everything okay?”

    Customer: “Just fine…. just fine.”

    (I notice she’s looking me over up and down, but I try to ignore it.)

    Customer: “How are you so skinny?”

    Me: “Sorry?”

    Customer: “How are you skinnier than me? It’s so unhealthy!”

    Me: “Uh, well I’m normally like this. I exercise, and I try to stay fit.”

    Customer: “Oh, so you’re saying I’m not!? I can’t believe this. Just because I’m buying ice-cream and chips, doesn’t mean I’m unhealthy!”

    Me: “I know it doesn’t ma’am. I eat ice-cream too.”

    Customer: “Wait, you do?”

    Me: “All the time, ma’am.”

    Customer: “Oh… no wonder why you’re more bigger than me. You should take care of yourself more.”