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    Donations Of Future Past

    | Gatineau, QC, Canada | Crazy Requests

    (I work as a cashier in a charity store. All of our merchandise is donated, so we have no idea what items we will have for sale until they are in the store.)

    Customer: “Do you have a blender?”

    Me: “No, unfortunately we do not have any right now.”

    Customer: “Okay, do you know when you will have some?”

    Me: “You know all of our merchandise is donated right?”

    Customer: “Yes, so when will have a have some blenders?”

    Me: “Well, I suppose that would be when someone within the community realizes they have a blender they don’t need, and brings it to us.”

    Customer: “Okay, so when will that be?”