(I am on my knees cleaning up a display that has very low shelves.)

Customer: *whispering* “Make sure you say some for me while you’re down there.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “Well, I just thought since you were on your knees you must be praying. I could use some prayers.”

Me: “I’m just cleaning the bottom shelf.”

Customer: “Well, can you say one for me while you’re down there?”