Dog Tested, Employee Approved

| Tartu, Estonia | Uncategorized

(An old lady walks up to the counter.)

Customer: “Miss, is this dog sausage salty?”

Me: “Um…I don’t think so, ma’am.”

Customer: “Are you SURE?”

Me: “Well, yes. Dog sausages are mainly made without salt.”

Customer: “It better not be salty, because my dog does not eat any salty stuff.”

Me: “It’s not salty, ma’am.”

Customer: “But are you SURE? Have you TASTED it?!”