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    Dog Tested, Employee Approved

    | Tartu, Estonia |

    (An old lady walks up to the counter.)

    Customer: “Miss, is this dog sausage salty?”

    Me: “Um…I don’t think so, ma’am.”

    Customer: “Are you SURE?”

    Me: “Well, yes. Dog sausages are mainly made without salt.”

    Customer: “It better not be salty, because my dog does not eat any salty stuff.”

    Me: “It’s not salty, ma’am.”

    Customer: “But are you SURE? Have you TASTED it?!”