Love Hurts, Part 3

(I have a headache, so I mention this to my girlfriend.)

Me: “My head hurts.”

Girlfriend: “Where does it hurt?”

(I show her.)

Girlfriend: “That’s a tension headache. You just need to be distracted.”

(She then grabs my face and head butts me.)

Me: *stares at her* “What the f*** was that?”

Girlfriend: “Weren’t expecting that, were you!”