Doesn’t Un-Dough-Stand What Pizza Is

| Wyoming, USA | Food & Drink, Uncategorized

Me: “Thanks for calling [Pizza Place]. Is this for carry out or delivery?”

Caller: “Yeah, uh, I need to order a small pizza for carry out.”

Me: “Sure, what would you like on it?”

Caller: “No cheese, ’cause I don’t like cheese.”

Me: “No problem.”

Caller: “And no sauce, I hate sauce.”

Me: “Okay. What toppings would you like?”

Caller: “Oh, just plain.”

Me: “Plain?”

Caller: “Yeah, no toppings.”

Me: “So, you want a small pizza with NO cheese, NO sauce, and NO toppings?”

Caller: “Yeah. Do you, like, have a special name for that?”

Me: “Bread.”