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    Doesn’t Un-Dough-Stand What Pizza Is

    | Wyoming, USA | Food & Drink

    Me: “Thanks for calling [Pizza Place]. Is this for carry out or delivery?”

    Caller: “Yeah, uh, I need to order a small pizza for carry out.”

    Me: “Sure, what would you like on it?”

    Caller: “No cheese, ’cause I don’t like cheese.”

    Me: “No problem.”

    Caller: “And no sauce, I hate sauce.”

    Me: “Okay. What toppings would you like?”

    Caller: “Oh, just plain.”

    Me: “Plain?”

    Caller: “Yeah, no toppings.”

    Me: “So, you want a small pizza with NO cheese, NO sauce, and NO toppings?”

    Caller: “Yeah. Do you, like, have a special name for that?”

    Me: “Bread.”