Doesn’t Un-Dough-Stand What Pizza Is
Me: “Thanks for calling [Pizza Place]. Is this for carryout or delivery?”
Caller: “Yeah, uh, I need to order a small pizza for carryout.”
Me: “Sure, what would you like on it?”
Caller: “No cheese, ’cause I don’t like cheese.”
Me: “No problem.”
Caller: “And no sauce, I hate sauce.”
Me: “Okay. What toppings would you like?”
Caller: “Oh, just plain.”
Me: “Plain?”
Caller: “Yeah, no toppings.”
Me: “So, you want a small pizza with NO cheese, NO sauce, and NO toppings?”
Caller: “Yeah. Do you, like, have a special name for that?”
Me: “Bread.”
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