Their Score Was Already High Enough

(I am back in school for the first day after a nasty case of tonsillitis and am still on antibiotics. I still feel a bit unwell. We are writing an English test, and after completing two of the three questions I estimate that with those answers and the grade for the language I’ll end up with at least a C for the test. So, I turn it in and leave. The next week after we got the test back: I managed a B-.)

Teacher: “[My Name], why didn’t you answer question three at all?”

Me: *dead serious* “I was on drugs…”