Doesn’t See The Point Of No Return

| Milwaukee, WI, USA | Uncategorized

(The library has a return window which patrons can drive up to in order to return or check out materials. The patron in question has just placed their video in the return drawer.)

Me: “Thank you, please have a nice day.”

Patron: “Hey, what would happen if I put a hamburger in there?”

Me: “We would prefer you didn’t, sir.”