Plural Pick Up Lines

(We are reviewing possessives in French class.)

Teacher: “The possessive depends on whether the noun is singular or plural.”

Student #1: “Are you… single?”

Teacher: *facepalm*

Student #2: “Ooh! Ooh! Are you single? ‘Cause I’m single, and we can be plural together!”

Teacher: “I. Am. Teaching. A French. Class… NOT A CLASS ON HOW TO PICK UP WOMEN!”

Student #2: “Are you an angel? Because I’m allergic to feathers…”

Teacher: “That’s not even how it goes…”

Student #3: “[Student #2], it’s supposed be ‘did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?'” Mine is; ‘did you fall from a B14? ‘Cause you’re a bomb!'”