Doesn’t Have This Covered
(I’m lying in bed with my long distance boyfriend, whom I hadn’t seen in nine months. He is looking for his phone cover which he has lost between the blankets. Trying to be sexy, I start sliding my hand over his belly and towards his pants.)
Boyfriend: “Hmm… oh! I found my phone cover!”
Me: “…”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.