Doesn’t Fit The Bill
(I work in a gift shop at a castle. A puzzled customer comes up to the till.)
Customer: “How much are your postcards?”
Me: “They’re 50 pence.”
Customer: “So 50p means 50 pence?”
Me: “Yep, they’re the same thing.”
Customer: “Okay, so, I have a certificate for 5.”
(We don’t do gift certificates to the best of my knowledge, so…)
Me: “Sorry; when you say certificate, what exactly do you mean?”
Customer: “It’s like a… bill?”
Me: “A five pound note?”
Customer: “A what?”
Me: *baffled* “May I ask where you’re from?”
Customer: “I’m from California.”
Me: “Right, well, basically, our pence are like your cents, and our pounds are like your dollars. It’s 100 pence to a pound.”
Customer: “OH! That makes so much more sense of all of your shops!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?